What's Annoying at Whole Foods (River Forest)

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Let us count the ways Whole Foods, River Forest can annoy or perhaps amuse:

1. Produce section contains no items identifiable as local
2. On the other land, Morton Kosher salt label "local"
3. When I decide to give in and buy some radishes anyways, no radishes
4. "Jewish" display in honor of forthcoming Passover holiday contains hammontashen
5. Younger daughter does Dad proud by trying strawberry and subsequently gagging
6. Aged balsamic vinegar not very old