Let us count the ways Whole Foods, River Forest can annoy or perhaps amuse:
- Produce section contains no items identifiable as local
- On the other land, Morton Kosher salt label "local"
- When I decide to give in and buy some radishes anyways, no radishes
- "Jewish" display in honor of forthcoming Passover holiday contains hammontashen
- Younger daughter does Dad proud by trying strawberry and subsequently gagging
- Aged balsamic vinegar not very old